von hondred

some of them were superstitious

2012-01-28T23:12:00.000-08:00

so good things!
moving to monties on the 23rd.
already have an apartment.
getting a transfer to the st-catherine street urban outfitters.
going to chicago tomorra for workplace trainings.
saving money for europe trip in may and already have the hostel booked in paris.
yayayaya

bad things!
leaving my best alex and taylos in plop city.
and also kevin and alex in same building.
and also reverend katherine ursula russell in guelphtown-ish USA.
packing my house up and getting rid of a million items.
packing a bag for airplanes. should i bring a knife?

butts.

i'm excited and scared and happy and sad all at once. i feel like everything has worked itself out almost too well. it's making me a big mess of paranoia but i'm getting better at it. something that i feel i would normally dwell on forever and ever and wreck a relationship over i actually donut even care about and it only took me two dumb thinks and its gone.
i feel extremely lucky to have someone be so understanding of my idiot brain.

didididi

ANYWAY

if chicago is as windy as it supposed to be i'm going to shave all my hair.
fuck on that wind.

this is me

2012-01-28T23:08:00.000-08:00

and they drink champagne as they kick in your teeth

2012-01-09T16:21:00.000-08:00

I have this bubble I like to live in and I get way too bent out of shape when someone pops it.
I've gotten over this stupid thing I do, but I can't help but still feeling stupid for bringing it up.
let me be your dumdum savage forever plx.

I just farted and it smells like chickpeas.
thank you carribbean queen of trauma.
byebye

doctor say you aint got long to live.

2011-12-09T10:36:00.001-08:00

i guess for once i don't consider my life as the endless bummer.

however, december/christmas- do be over already.

plop city part 90.

2011-11-20T13:20:00.001-08:00

if anything could go wrong this weekend, i feel like it did.
tell everything i hate it.
i just want to be back in your stinky arms.

i hate that i have to run away when i see my past. i like to think that im over these kinds of things but apparently 7 years isnt enough time to be anywhere close to it. stop continuing to wreck my life along with everyone elses.

another trip to montreal to ease my no-brain please and thanks.

love bit you in the throat while you were staring at the sea

2011-11-14T22:25:00.000-08:00

i only have good things to say.
and i guess that makes a boring blog.

i'm glad you like girls who drink watered down leftover poutine gravy right out of the delivery container.
how did i even get so lucky/you must be an idiot/i'm glad we can always be idiots together.

R.I.P. unemployment

2011-11-01T18:28:00.001-07:00

it's time to grow up (throw up)
aka i have a new job at urban outfitters. huzzah!

so enough one sentence about that. onto montreal ADHD visit!

noodle date, $20 candy date, lock ourselves in bed with candy and watch southpark all night date, always make sergio late for work, blank text-huh?-blank text-shut up, meet for fancy food court dates, get halloween costumes ready, dont leave bed again all friday night, crime spree saturday begins, miracle breakfast, more crime sprees, spray paint kitty costumes, GIANTEST BURGER EVER, back to fattal, watch shitty horrors, sexy kitty regular kitty hobo kitty and crazy cat lady, drink every beer, do every bad, danzgig, trigger effect, hi i cant stand, oh its 630am, brains melted, pretend to sleep in stef's bed, zombie back to NDG, back to bed at noon, wake up for KFC delivery at 6, go back to sleep until midnight, watch more southpark, wake up at noon monday and have jellybean sized brain fall out of skull and bus back to plop city.

dear brain, unmelt. thank you.

muchos smooches for el conkisstador‏

2011-10-25T15:50:00.000-07:00

i promise it wont get to the point where we dress as the same person/too late.

this weekend we went out for a lovely sushi date and i diah-ed 3 times at the restaurant. magically romancetic. we're perfectly disgusting for each other.

gross gross gross im done my gushing. tell sergio i hate him and his face is dumb as a butt.

poutine d8 with alex spence last night. shitty weathers hot sundae d8 with lindsay tonight.

ALSO

im still jobless. i had an interview at starbucks today. i have an interview at urban outfitters tomorrow. wish me luck. my with my by myself at home brain is melting.

mon-tree-al again in 2 days. 2 sleeps. 2 shutups.

wear a tshirt and eat a fishstick

2011-10-10T16:38:00.000-07:00

futurama and being a butt.
find me a job. im getting bored of my funemployment. sort of.
i just get so bummed when we're apart.
i dont know what to do. do you think i should eat more butter?

dummy.

2011-09-23T08:28:00.000-07:00

"youre the dumbest person i've met in a long time. i really like that."

love this boy so fucking much that it makes me sick to my ass.

plop city.

2011-06-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

'cause it hurts when you discover one's worse and one's better
to suffer or cause others to
and you can live by your conscience
now guilt is a concept
you're no longer subscribing to

shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shitttttttt.

on a lighter note:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM SEWWWW HAWT.

"the notion of pants is highly overrated anyhow"

2011-03-30T18:37:00.000-07:00

today has been a successful painting, eating bad things and stealing from the dollar store day.

bagina russell weekend.

2011-03-27T17:03:00.000-07:00

i have money again so i managed to spend all of it in a matter of hours.

A+

bbq pulled pork sandwiches, brooklyn, motel, more pulled pork sandwiches, the drake, don't pay for any drinks, pass-out with chin in chest, wake up to mystery paper bag full of butter tart and half-eaten whoopie pie, "you smell like booze" "you smell like pork", french bakery hangover lunch featuring vanilla olive oil cranberry-hazelnut and salted caramel macaroons, race in das volkswagen to rosemary's baby, bowling, no bowling, apache burger, yes bowling, "bueefy" "gingerpushy" "teen burger" "ethnic one" "stupid" "poo groulx" "rev. ursula", easy rider breakfast, 2 dumb girls race us to the king street side and we still get sat first, 4 hour shopping d8, hi good weekend, bye to all money.

also i attempted some red lipstick, decided i was from the 80's and took it off so now i look like i've been drinking red kool-aid all day.

KOOOOOOOOOOOOL EH?

i will miss the way i got caught up in you.

2011-02-28T17:06:00.000-08:00

hi cindy, we almost have the same mole?

hi sofa city that i've hated all of my entire childhood, now you're back in my life?

i am being professional at procrastinations and should work my life out, but i am currently eating cadbury creme eggs for dinner.

and then i am going to slip and slide off of my putrid dusty rose couch while watching most likely harry potter, because it is entirely impossible to stay on it even if you sit very very still.

thanks mike groulx.

joyous family day haircuts.

2011-02-21T17:04:00.000-08:00

oh its back.

not sure how i feel about it yet.

family day weekend, a million times success.

also, i have only smoked one very drunken cigarette in the last three days?

no more winning at smoking maybe for a while.

she's got a cigarette on each arm.

2011-02-08T15:35:00.000-08:00

finally, no more shining time hellhole.

and as promised i am no longer drinking coffee out of measuring cups.

i can continue drinking 1 whole litre of coffee at a time out of owl mug.

2011 is already better.

FUCK ON SHINING TIME HOLY SHIT IM GOOD AT PROCRASTINATING

2011-01-27T13:24:00.000-08:00

1:22pm

fail at packing

garbage bags

24/7

just set it all on fire

start over?

i would absolutely love to

bring me some gasoline

asap

fuck

DEAL!

on my way over

light it like they do in movies

smoke a cigarette and flick it

and BAM

instant fun

1:23pm

hahahahahahahahaha

i'm not trying to forget you - i just like to be my own.

2011-01-27T11:43:00.000-08:00

packing thus far has only been successful in terms of coffee breaks, not wearing pants, finding shit i dont want to find, and only clearing out the midget room under my neighbors stairs.

WINWINWIN

i guess i'll put on pants and find some boxes now?

VACATION #2 BEGINS

2011-01-26T10:04:00.000-08:00

still drinking my morning coffee out of a measuring cup.

less than a week to go in shining time, i promise i'll start being a real person again.

until then..

NO WEST49 NO RULES!

oh wait, hi boss, yes i'll go into work today for an hour.

dickkkkk

Happy Birthday K. Groulxxx

2011-01-25T16:05:00.000-08:00

"how are we 24??
i hate time... this is our year
to make all the good things
happen to us... starting
with your new loft!
<3 always.
taylor."

taylos, i really hope you are right.
love you also.

oufffffff.

2011-01-23T19:05:00.000-08:00

gravol.

cigarettes.

the outsiders.

bed.

all the girls in Montreal are smashing skateboards in the street.

2011-01-21T11:45:00.000-08:00

late christmas/forced vacations:

8am saturday arrival, dunkin donuts mayonnaise sandwich, pouf a la creme, back to grits, FATTAL, johns restaurant, gross cretons, escape from new york, the EXACT same movie again but in LA, la frida is actually good?, death house, interpretive dance party, more depanneur beers, train tracks bar, skull face man, smoking everywhere indoors, 4 man beer & cigarette bubble bath, toothpaste massages, shower it on it, whisky=death, AA poutine break, lets go to bed? nope-more dance parties, 630am three way spoon pass-outs, tshirts as pants, fully clothed showers, draw a perfect circle, t-pain app, rite to muthafuckin assclot, not taking sunday easy, montreal strip club, slow dancing at the strip club, does she have a toonie in her pushy?, heart to hearts with alex on perv's row, more AA poutine, THIS MAYONNAISE IS GROSS EH, super freeze nighttime, fall asleep to david attenboroughs voice every night, more poutines, dont get out of bed until its dark out again, greybus to ottawa, christmas with spooky, back to quebec to grandparents, eat everything in sight, eat all mcdonalds in sight, the dom, OH FUCK OH FUCK panic attacks at dom, almost vomit in all of bens bed, bramasol date with julie, shopping dates - dont buy anything, buy everything yes buy everything, movie dates with spooky, 1am bus back to toronto garbage island.

success.
also! alex and i got the loft apartment we applied for just before i left. worst timing on my part and i feel like dickie for doing it, but i am so fucking excited to leave shining time station and finally have a proper home with just me and her.
best!

hey man, whats your problem?

2011-01-12T08:19:00.000-08:00

zup

oh noth

just got up

i made maple fudge last night

and im eating it for breakfast apparently

haha

8:14am

with cigarettes, i hope?

obviously. who am i?

one more pack of camels to go.

it's hard and hard enough to keep it up when everything is so new.

2011-01-11T11:52:00.000-08:00

productive day has started off with me waking up at 2pm.
SUCCESS.

last night :
too much chicken, backpack chicken, too much steamwhistle, too much spanish secrets between columbians, too much camels, too much nachos, pass out by 2am.

BUT JUST ENOUGH HABBORD STREET KRISPY KREME.

THANK YES FOR YOU EXISTING IN MY LIFE?

fuck my girth.

also fuck shining time and my non-furniture life.

hi want to come over and sit on a pile of dirt i kicked under a coffee table?

i'll sit on my bike and we can watch a pile of pillows on my tv bench.

beauty.

i don't dream about anyone - except myself.

2011-01-09T14:14:00.000-08:00

this living in alex's room while she doesn't live here has fully gotten out of control.

single white kristen groulx.

i even had a dream last night that i cut my hairs into a mushroom cut.

i was really upset.

alex yours was mushrooms too.

sassiest.

eventually i will get out of my crop-top/underwear combo and maybe do something with my life tonight.

also, competent adult day planned for tomorrow:

groceries

clean kitchen

make cookies and fudge

do my laundry

finally make my bed after 2 weeks of just piling things on top of it

call around and try to find an apartment

somebody please call me up and ask me to supervise them slip 'n' sliding while this competent adult streak is still on.

fuck that.

i'll prolly listen to bill joel and supertramp while dancing around my empty house and comtemplating also biking in it somehow.

WIN!

i'm sure i'm sorry.

2010-12-15T20:30:00.000-08:00

hi, i'm the proud new owner of a carton of american camels.

i truly aspire to die in the next year.

i have no intentions of quitting thx?

positive note: check out my best quilt that spooky made me for my birthday last year.

i dont think any gift will ever top this one ever again.

except for maybe another quilt.

trumpet, trumpet

2010-12-13T21:18:00.000-08:00

i'm really set on thinking about everything i've been upset about in the last few months today.

what the what.

to be honest, i'm not really sure what i am upset about.

i think i just want to be because i haven't been in a while.

and I'd like to think I am not one of them but I know I am
so I'd like to just follow you awhile
you go on ahead for awhile.

UGH TITS

2010-12-12T20:38:00.000-08:00

im so restless now.

grrr fuck on this house.

im a good influence.

2010-12-12T20:14:00.001-08:00

poutine weekend 2010.
i actually ate everything in sight this weekend with jon and howie.
someone control my girth immediately.

good things
disgraceland poutine thursday, getting completely drunk at brutal knights in t-minus ten minutes of arrivals, poutini, "pizza whatever", "im going to roll down the window to yell out of it am i distracting you ill put it back up", waking up in the morning and not even remembering that i bought a tshirt and apparently also a CD?, big gay burrito, squirmy sax, ask google for the TV password, "and i said to myself, merry christmas", monstars & PBRRRRRs matey, touching every sun chips bag in sobeys, legit rap parties, destination before the destination, more poutini, passing out and stealing every blanket to not even use them myself.

do come back to torontoland, so i can influence all those around me to adopt my eat like i'm at a birthday party everyday diet. so good.

and the days add up to weeks, add up to months, and add up, and add up…

2010-11-30T08:33:00.000-08:00

i totally fell asleep with my phone in my hand last night, and it managed to stay there until i woke up this morning.
skills!

despite all the shitty claude related things that have happened in the last two days i'm super stoked on this week.
chris's show at the bovine tonight
no west49 no rules wednesday (finally a day off ..FUCKING THANK YES)
julie hotel parties tomorrow thursday and friday.
ew i dont want to eat REGULAR OATMEAL anymore. tell regular i hate it.
also, sweet nerd hangs all weekend!

also, taylos gave me this sweet mug thing yesterday.
does this mean i'm an environmental major now?
i think yes.
despite the fact that littering is still one of my top ten favourite activities.

OH MY GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHD

2010-11-28T19:28:00.001-08:00

big thanks to spooky lalonde for calling me at 5am this morning.

when is that ever a thought that seems like a good idea?

ever?

love you mom. dont ever change.

so, you blew it.

2010-11-25T19:44:00.000-08:00

good things

ottawa 48 hours: 2 am greybus arrival, fanciest colt 45 with orange juice in win glasses & best 3 types of shredded cheese nachos, dodging the OC transpo police 95 bus rampage, coras d8 with spooky, phone cut-off(?), convincing several people ive moved to ottawa without even trying, PBR rocksters & monstars, james street pube karaoke, Dr.Jones, booth dance parties, deep fried pickles, no heartbreaker - take it back to the house!, pizza shark hot sauce disaster, so much lifting that it would make charlie jealous, dancing until 4am, bramasol, serious boycotts, saw 1 & 2, ace ventura, pizza envelopes, cap-gun showdown, 1 am bus departure, bus lunch from jon becker heartheart.

julie do post more photos!
yayaya im so tired. bed time. work time. slumber party tomorrow maybe time?
im trying to stay away from bad ideas like not ever sleeping, but that can wait until i grow up.

caramel pear pie magic.

2010-11-17T17:10:00.000-08:00

shopping dates, pie making dates, gossip girl fail dates.

thanks to the australians for making these beautiful pies possible.

and thanks to wetzels pretzels for preparing me at age 15 for how fucking hard it is to stretch sticky dough into the form that you want.

i just want to make every kind of pie possible for the rest of my life.

ps - whats my first face. i hope i never have lips on my face ever again?

idiot heart

2010-11-15T21:18:00.000-08:00

And you cant, cant settle down
until the idiot in your blood
Settles down

anyway.

best things. home times alex spence! do come home more often, and then i can tell you all the things that i do and realize that i'm actually 16 years old and stupider than i was in highschool?

yessssssssssssssssss.

anyway.

bagina russell: "also
i scrolled far enough onto this page to discover baby groulx answers a question "do you think kristen groulx can do a flip?"
jimmy flip? check yes
take a picture of my body - it's soooo swish
let's always drink herpes beverages, model onto derek's trampoline and watch him fall asleep"
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! ... NO.

perfect descriptions of weekend.
the shirt made me do it.

also, best things is being cocky at my dad and nicknaming him baby groulx for complaining that he sliced his finger wide open trying to fix the snowblower? boo hoo pops.
im clearly your best daughter.
JK i love sears canada with all my heart.

anyway.

i should be asleep. VCR plx do not eat anymore of my movies.

R.I.P. Jurassic Park.

amen.

aw, shit!

2010-11-12T21:26:00.000-08:00

face turns red.

a series of fortunate events

2010-11-09T20:31:00.000-08:00

letting your BFF since middle school tattoo "prom" on your ankle after feeding him whisky. good decision.

doing matching stick and pokes while waiting to go to the bar. good decision.

webcam photos in my bed just because. good decision.

i should really go to bed. but im going to be sweet and messagey and watch paranoid park for a bit first.

pineapple express

2010-11-07T09:35:00.000-08:00

"what do you mean its dead?"

best side-eyes face ever made.
how do you manage to be so good looking wearing pajamas and a waffle knit shirt under a shark tshirt?

i normally hate weed themed things, but i forgot how stupid funny this movie is.
james franco do date me.

holy im so lazy today.

nirvana the band?

2010-11-07T08:25:00.000-08:00

fuck my head hurts.
fuck this skylight!

all in all good night. Caito came over at like 8:30 to shining time, brought me beers and got me drunk on none because i had not eaten all day. good one.
then we road beers-ed it over to mcdonalds to soak up my beer before going over to meet up with Alex, Scrads and Claire to eat even more shitty foods.

i truly aspire to be the fattest human that has ever lived.

ANYWAY

we managed to cram 7 people in a booth meant for 4, and ate what were prolly the worst nachos ive ever had, and spent pretty much all night (until she missioned over there to check it out to find out it was packed) convincing Caito that there was no way we were going to be able to go and get a table over at bistro to get $12 mixed drink pitchers.

also i was totally convinced the waitress got my order wrong at some point.

"this is JUST iced tea"

... aka tell the waitress while im gone if she EVER COMES BACK, to give me a long island iced tea, she will say yeah i put booze in it i know i did , no you didnt, ok fine i'll top it off.

MAGIC DOUBLE LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS MAYBE? THANKS NIRVANA.

i still think it was just iced tea.

kekekeh someone make me lunch now thx.

camouflage, camouflage.

2010-11-03T19:05:00.000-07:00

We slip through mansions with fences full-grown.
We slip through streetlights in crooked rows.
I saw the sky split in two: one half jealous and one half cruel.
I felt my chest cave in under a pile of synthetic grins.

oh sigh.

im just going to make a reading attempt tonight and forget about it.

ADD ADD ADD

just focusing on things that don't even matter in the slightest.

i love your brand.

2010-11-03T17:43:00.001-07:00

best life decisions.
thanks vajean <3

you're troubling me.

2010-10-28T08:57:00.000-07:00

im just going to spend all tonight at work watching baker 3 over and over again.
decision made.
im also going to push people into traffic.
best ideas given to me by alex spence.

i will always remember to forget about you.

2010-10-27T08:07:00.000-07:00

someone find me something good to do.

also, someone stop me from having coffee and cigarette breakfasts every day off that i have.
i am a jittery mess.

also, tell heidi shes a genius.

"i would suck george clooneys dick while hes sitting on the toilet shitting and reading a newspaper, and not even paying attention to me"

(th@s am8zingggg.)

also, someone shower me for me.
so many fucking demands i have on a constant basis.

arrow'ed

2010-10-21T17:32:00.000-07:00

if there is one and only one thing in the entire world to describe me this would be it.

oh tom waits.

2010-10-20T18:49:00.000-07:00

goddamn theres always such a big temptation to be good.

fuckfuckfuckfuck

all i want to do is everything i know i shouldnt.

brain is broken.

so broken.

gegegegegegegghhhhh

i feel that at the flick of a switch i can always have so much to complain about.

besssssssst

2010-10-20T14:14:00.000-07:00

putting too many of the same letter in one word, always genius.

ADD weekend update.

baitshop, sluts in heat win win win, getting the last vodka rockstars the bar has to offer, milky way peeing party, "hi i left my jacket inside" im actually wearing it i just want to go steal more drinks, stashed bush beers, not even trying to stand and still standing because the bar is too packed, being forced by the bouncer into bringing our own PBRs into the bar, peeing in front of some girl in the alley twice behind midpoint, kitchen slumber parties, free pizza breakfast courtesy bumbum pizzapizza, train track bathroom breaks, casa loma missions, dirty leaf piles, possibly cuddling with the biggest centipede possible, sweatiest lakeview brunch.

ottawa needs to come to toronto way more often. i need more julies in my life!

i am still so fucking tired from never sleeping.

connect the dots

2010-10-16T06:27:00.000-07:00

I managed to up the ante on my slumber party skills and woke up friday morning with my bed in the kitchen.

now, someone please re-issue me my birth certificate.

bad.

2010-10-12T15:46:00.000-07:00

i lost my fucking wallet.

there is going to be an imposter kristen groulx running around somewhere in guelph with tons of debt and a drivers license that looks like theyve eaten several people before getting the picture taken.

congratulations!

good.

2010-10-12T15:23:00.000-07:00

so i cant cross off the entirety of my previous weekend list, but if i forget about the bad i can at least list out the good.

mom's wedding, stupidly good.
hi, its 6pm and im currently drunk.

everything went so perfectly, i danced like an idiot and ate way too much food.
who even needs a thanksgiving. im an orphan with 4 parents from now on.

i think the highlight of the night was walking away from the dancefloor and hearing lorraine over the speakers in the back of the hall singing Usher by herself into the podium microphone.
also, snapshots of the bridal fishtank with secret allanahs boobs fully exposed in the background.
also, intense heart to heart with heidi.
also, previous to weddings, best highschool slumber party with taylos zorzi, and leaving every light in my parents house on so the neighbors get worried and almost call the cops.
i actually could never ask for a better group of girlfriends in my entire life.

ALSO MORE GOODNESS
i am officially the master of catalina double riding with katherine russell.
do eat entire bricks of bricks and sit on my handlebars and fart right into my face.
should we stop to cross college street? not a fucking chance.
worst night because you got no cash? no big deal, i'll just shit my pants with every step on the way home and make everything better.
do not go back to guelph, do not pass go, do collect $200 and bring it back to toronto and give it to me right now. (NO CAN DO)
i'm currently obcessed with hall and oates.
i'm a maneater.

MAKE ME MORE SONGS THX.

2010-10-08T19:41:00.000-07:00

PAYDAY PAYDAY PAYDAYYYYYY

2010-10-08T19:34:00.000-07:00

and its already all spoken for.
one hundyyyyyy.

im packing all my items for the weekend:
#1 hot tub party at sears canada supplies
#2 bibi sears morning dates supplies
#3 mamas wedding supplies
#4 ingredients supplies
#5 lets shoot the fuck out of everything monday supplies

list finished. i CANNAT wait for work to be done tomorra.
somebody do lend me a car this weekend to drive around guelph in.
i might have to be the ultimate highschool and steal a vehicle. i refuse guelph cab services.
didididiiiiii

ps - katie dont go to not my house saturday.
i have a terry thong warmed up for youu.
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD I CAN NEVER GO TO BED EVERR AGAIN?
3 DAY WEEKEND! NO WEST 49 NO RULES!

every kind-hearted banker - i dont think there is one.

2010-10-06T09:52:00.000-07:00

IM RICH!

$40 just magically appeared into my life after $80 magically disapeared out of it.

everything is coming up Christian!
cookies cigarettets and coffee for breakfast dididi.
why am i so broke every second week?

i need some shoes, a dress and a jacket for heathers wedding this weekend.
all donations are welcome.

ps - cigarettets. lewl

on second thought.

2010-10-05T20:55:00.000-07:00

i think i just need some brief guelph in my life.
also, this compy is truly going to burn a hole in my lap.

2009.

2010-10-03T18:56:00.000-07:00

halloween coming up. what to do what to do.

i suppose i could collect my books and get on back to school

2010-10-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

i am way too focused on all the wrong things lately.

plan.. save my money, maybe buy a compucenter and become a competent adult, save even more money and go to san fran to get my tattoo finished, save even more money and go to brazil with bagina russell. but somewhere in that go back to school?

i just cant keep track on what ive been spending my money on.
sears canada can i have $200?
who am i.

im just not entirely sure these days.

someone save me from shining time hellhole.

strange times

2010-05-23T16:57:00.000-07:00

i just want everything to be REGULAR.

SPRING BREAK 2010

2010-05-08T16:44:00.000-07:00

all i have to show from mexico is this lovely item, a bunch of stupidity and a whole lot of anxiety.
aka im waiting for sears canada to send me some photos.

on the whole, i would go back to mexico but not without bb hursty.
room mates do plx come home.
i'm not so happy about hanging out by myself these days since i can't do eating and all i can think about is bad things
its bad to do bad things?
sloppy meat eaters sing-a-long party for one it is.

burndia

2010-03-21T17:01:00.000-07:00

this is all i want to like right now.
i also very like hiding away in my room.

von hundred.

2010-02-26T09:14:00.000-08:00

i forgot to add that i'm completely obcessed with the new super mario bros for wii.

to the point where i'm thinking about it constantly and SO excited to see what next things they will pull from older mario games and throw into this one.

i think i will die a happy woman if they have a giant land portion of the game.

also, whoever wrote this whole page http://www.d3dgames.com/smb3.html , gave mario 3 a B-. fuck you, whoever you are.

come on, there's this level where the sun comes down from the sky and tries to hit you. GENIUS. EVERYONE LOOK AT THE SUNNNNNN

i forgot about eating out of dumpsters..

2010-02-26T09:03:00.000-08:00

i totally and completely fail at this. i say it everytime. but i can't find it in me to stop what i'm doing and write things when things happen.

stephen king you are so distracting and making me such a hermit.

anyway, this weekend was full of jonathan beckers complete with jonathan becker panties. actually thats a total lie. he wore pants the entire time he was at shining time station. what is going on in the world.

we made the best necklaces out of smashed train track pennies and nickels, finally fulfilled my sadie's waffles breakfast wishes, forced catalina 6 out of hibernation and biked to kensington for giant sandwich lunch and coffee date fails, saw my favourite at the horseshoe and had a really good chat with heath lyle about how much we hate our favourite brothers, drove scrads car to giant hand and almost crashed in the middle bloor and bathurst, and also zombied my tired self after 3 days of solid doing things to leatherface at wrongbar, SO GOOD.

so much success.
everyone look at the sun!

2010-02-19T21:52:00.000-08:00

Dear Followers,

I want to foremost announce that I am Kristen. Everything contained in this message is factual information that should be shared with loved ones, immediately.

I have some good news and some bad news.

I have a butt. Sometimes it has scabs. Today, regrettably, .. tragedy struck as I was pulling a Ted Bundy. I decide to explore, and upon scratching the slopes of the Mount Kristopopoulos, there was an eruption. Convoys of trucks have now been illegally occupying the ranges of Kristopopoulos in order to beat Burndia in the blood race.

I'm sorry for this terrible news. To lighten the situation I will let you know, that I do indeed prefer diarrhea to constipation.

With love and diarrhea,
Queen Kristopopoulos.

DISASTER

2010-02-15T10:44:00.000-08:00

i have this whole day to lazy around and i've gone and forgotten my book at work.

someone find me this cover so i can add it to my vain book collection and not be reading drugstore looking copies of IT. taylos zorzo can we please have a dual-hunting d8 for this one?

i'm going to have to settle on being in love with Stan and his snappity suspenders and babey bowties.

i will only wear bowties everyday for the rest of my life.

hate you family day.

2010-02-15T10:28:00.000-08:00

you've forced me to go to mcdonalds to be eating since i have no groceries and can't go buy groceries.
actually, i'm not that upset because it's fun to do bad things.

shining time station is coming together.
somebody send me some blueprints so i can build a functional glory holes between my closet and alex's closet.
march plx come faster.

i've been having so much fun ignoring the nerd hole and having a dead phone for the past 2ish weeks but i think i'm done hermit-ing away.

internet is officially back in my life.

"thou art of jurrasic jam cometh to thee" - reverend katherine russell.

2010-01-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

zoom makes everything so much better always.

HOLY

2010-01-28T08:35:00.000-08:00

tomorrow is the day when i go to get the keys to our new household.
yesssssssss.

also, best birthday week so far.

i managed to have a heart attack on sunday at work and prolly let everyone know it, no good.
then i did close to fuck all monday, so good.
monday night was party time at 751 and everyone best showed and guess who actually drank sans une puke? best good.

best gifts semi-colon orchid for new apartments, bulldog pins that actually belong to pop zorzi, vegan buttercreams cupcakes, lazer fingers, best stripey shirts, dickied birthday cards, and a love framed picture of grave digger..SO GOOD. also give me swedish berries only for drinking always forever.

now i have a full week off.
NO WEST49, NO RULES!!!

i`m going to build a glory hole in this apartment before i leave.

i am terrible at blogging

2010-01-20T20:16:00.001-08:00

check out this update.
i'm a fucking artist.

kids in the hall

2010-01-12T19:18:00.000-08:00

signed the lease for a new home this day with linzey vajeans alex spence and dan "willy" hurst.
how can i even marry a man with the middle name william? so easily.

ANYWAY
so excited! we're moving to dupont and dovercourt aka gladstone right beside the train tracks. so much mischief to be had in the tumble weed warehouse district of dupont.
also, we will set up our lawn chairs by the tracks and watch trains go by for entertainment. YESSSSS.

monster trucks next weekend!
birthday weekend after that!
forced vacation after that!

also i painted my nails at chateau chloe's aunts GPS location glencairn mansion somewhere, run-on sentence point being i painted them this best colour of edward scissorhands violet.

SO GOOD.

everything is coming up groulex.

christmas update

2010-01-03T17:08:00.000-08:00

i'm too lazy for updates.

short form equals:

baby's first real christmas tree.

ginger hate house.

see previous post for listing of christmas gifts received.

my brain is exploding via sinus infection, also i paid $23.99 for the new harry potter movie at shoppers today. i have had a stroke apparently.

"marry me please"

2009-12-22T07:40:00.000-08:00

sorry noel fielding, kenny hotz and mike carroll..

i'm being engaged to a dan hurst!
LOVE LOVE LOVE.

you are marrying the dumbest girl on earth.

kittens in a barrel

2009-12-20T20:14:00.000-08:00

everything sucks today.

2009-12-20T19:39:00.000-08:00

i have smoke in my eyes.
i am too lazy to exercise.
i am going to tub soon.
i have failed to make xmas crafts (sorry spooky.)

so much fail this day.

i am going to go listen to some CCR and look at mike carroll.
one day i'll blog about some actual events.

"what kinds of crafts do you make?"

2009-12-09T10:08:00.000-08:00

today after we venture to the beer store and make some money off of beer empty island, dan and i are going to make craft time december edition and go to michaels in missisausage to spend all of our moneys on crafting supplies for xmas gifts.

can you think of a better run-on sentence?
no.

i am slowly becoming spooky lalonde. crafting for gifts?
soon i'm going to start conversations out of nowhere with
"so taylor, what kinds of crafts do you make?"

i think i have vertigo this morning. i'm so drunk. aka dizzy. aka braindead.

so much entertainment from so little in my life.
yayayayayaaa . im goingto shower now. just for you dan hurst.

best emails from spooky lalonde

2009-12-08T16:42:00.000-08:00

From: gerard.lalonde
To: Steflalonde
CC: my_little_unicore@hotmail.com
Subject: doyou know?
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:34:35 -0500

Hi Stef, Kristen
Does this person look familar? Do you know him? From St. Matt's? Gloucester? It snowed here last night. a nice wet dusting. //// It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Christmas//// !!!! Lalalalal
love,
Mum
xoxox

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----- Original Message -----
From: kristen groulx
To: gerard.lalonde
Sent: Monday, November 30, 2009 1:39 PM
Subject: RE: doyou know?

MOM! you know him, it's Brett Ramsays twin brother Kirk! from gloucester! they lived out in carlsbad? geeeeeezzzz

i wish it would snow here so people would come and buy jackets from my store :(:(:(

love you
xo.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Gerard Lalonde
Sent: November 30, 2009 6:59:23 PM
To: kristen groulx (my_little_unicore@hotmail.com)
Cc: Mike and Stephanie Lalonde

I didn't know that Brett was a twin. ( OR DON'T REMEMBER) bUT i DID THINK HE LOOKED FAMILIAR. i'LL SAVE THE MAGAZINE FOR YOU. Sorry , put caps on.
Let it snow. Let it snow Let it snow. They need MUsic Notes on Keyboards.
Love You,
Mum
I

IM CONFUSED.

2009-12-05T17:02:00.000-08:00

ANYWAY

went out on a third wheel d8 last night with alex and scrads to mystery asia restaurant in ballet condos turn-around jarvis street.
i was way too high to read the menu.
or know if i peed my pants or not.
or understand that "employees only" means do not open door.
how does no pot make me so high?

so good.
also, movie threesome dates via broken arrow.
john woo - dont be any more genius than already.
"HUSH!!!"
-john travolta, don't ever open your teeth to speak.
"IM A TIMS BOY"
so much disgust. omg. heuheuheu.

i am going to read an idiot book and try to shit myself for the rest of the night until i have to leave.

also, im finally in love with the new-ish (barely) handsome furs album.

theres nothing i can say.

2009-12-05T16:41:00.000-08:00

IM SO FUCKING OVERWHELMED.

what you say is selfish, by the way. it's unfair.
i'm so busy with everything everyday i am losing my mind. i just want to sit in my bath tub and read books. i just want to sit on my toilet and smoke cigarettes.

fuck.

i hate christmas time.
merry christmas.
merry christmas.
kiss my ass.
kiss his ass.
kiss your ass.

i don't have any spare time and i'm sorry.
don't make me feel guilty about it.

wouldn't it be nice.

2009-11-19T08:45:00.000-08:00

last night we ate a pound of bob's bacon in bed.

now i'm listening to the beach boys while I get ready for work.
or is it the new grizzly bear album?
is there even a difference?

i love them both.

photo folder travelling

2009-11-18T19:49:00.000-08:00

i forgot that i tried to peer pressure ben in to smoking while he was in toronto.

twice.
fail.

also super fail #2

happy new year 2009.

Bagina Russell c/o Mike Groulx's Canada.com

2009-11-15T11:08:00.001-08:00

i'm pooping and smoking while i write this. so rewarding.

reverend ooshi russell has left my life again. best saturday spent. lets watch reno 911. no lets watch SNL. no lets watch paranomal crafting activities. no lets watch man to man. NO lets make peach cobbler. no lets drive across the city to get pornos from taylos zorzo's house.

WHAT A FIND! how can one find CDs on the bus shelter ground with such gold attached to them?

"SORRY FOR EVERYTHING".
so fucked.

i'm going to pance myself. right after i clean up my dump smelling house and my spaghetti factory of computer wires. katherine why have we broken up? be my friendship more often. i am building a 400 series from my toronto to your londontown. 401 is no even good enough anymore. i will give you my herpes.

ALSO, roncesvalle mystery restaurant breakfasts? I am living at this location. I can never leave parkdale with all of its mother india, old man pizzas, and easy rider breakfast? I will only ever ingest french toast if its made with croissants and berry coulis from now on. I can only get frencher and frencher.

so much neglect to my blog always . <3

saint halloween

2009-11-07T17:22:00.000-08:00

moldiest swiss sweetie & swiss army.
rapiest ballerina.
dreamiest uma.

i can only ever take pictures of just alex and that's it.

DAVID BAZAN!

2009-10-25T11:40:00.000-07:00

so fucking good. sing to me everyday of my entire life.

ottawa attention disorder

2009-10-11T13:41:00.000-07:00

so much neglect towards the compucenter and all technologies lately?
so last weekend was pretty am8zing minus quebec naptimes on sunday, but it's always nice to see my grannies.

James Alex And Kristen Road Trips, slumber party with mike groulx canada, no big apple, fall in love at belleville, wilton cheese factory, Stintons Rape station, Ahora burritos, tyler goodman stalking, vegan brownies, super mario slumber party with jon becker, "ITS EITHER JON OR BECKER NOT BOTH" - kevin, cream breakfast, back to orleans with spooky lalonde, best plum pie tart ever, house of a couple corpses, skate to jon's, tsunami rainstorm seeya, Brr Coldest = Ber Courtce = Ben Courtce, Flashion, drinking all Julie's ciders, BAGHIRAAAAA, HELP WE NEED AN AMBULANCE! JUST FUCKIN EAT IT, I PROMISE YOU, I SWEAR, towel island, gritty bed, bruce willis, 5am bedtime/730am wakeup, toy story 3D with spooky lalonde and jon beckers, "look better naked", more slumbers, best lamb and mushroom curry at the Manx, YOU HAVE AN HOUR, brockville, belleville A&W Mcdonalds and Arby's all in one shot, car sleepytime and back to toronto un-plop city for tuesday ROM date with Dan Hurst <3333

2009-10-03T05:57:00.000-07:00

i'm really into keeping everything to myself lately.

going for a hopeful breakfast with alex and kevin666 james and maybe john courtice. prolly not awake yettt.

i dont want to go to arundel. gehgehgehgehgeh.
shower time at beckers. okbyeee.

2009-09-29T19:11:00.000-07:00

dan and i were discussing which song is better. this one, or the kazoo sounding song when they're on the bus in sixteen candles.

this one by far. also, i used to think that the way those kids came out of a faucet was super creepy when i was younger and it kind of bothered me. good thing i always have this song in my head to make up for it.

imposter ben weekend begins!

2009-09-24T23:14:00.000-07:00

i am never sleeping ever again.
until maybe tuesday.

except for i wussed out from ronnie's at 1:30ish to come home and sleep.
no success yet.

thursday's highlights.

off all day = ben all day , cracking eggs into my own soup, burning my mouth off, 6am wakeup calls, kensington $5xx sunglasses, spicy cabbages, tattoo touch ups, streetcar neardeaths only on my account, naptime, mr.show, james wanting to fight dan jokes, accordian man 2x, sneak's nacho platters, stomach ache city, cigarettes in a plastic baggy, halloween room at ronnies, seeya.

also, some business clad man tried to start conversation with me about my "i like mike" pin. it's pretty simple. mike carroll skateboards and has shoes and made an election series shoe with these pins included that were the whole "i like ike" and i have it on my purse because i like mike. and skateboarding. and mike carroll.
go business your suit somewhere else.

bed and fight club.
where's dan james and ben? slumber party failure night one.

extremely sorry

2009-09-23T05:37:00.000-07:00

Monday everyone went to the premiere of extremely sorry at the opera housen.
pretty am8zing. except for when Arturo and Cass got $50 of weed collectively confiscated from them, which security guards apparently throw into bleach after they've taken it so see ya.

First and most important point of business : Geoff Rowley, love of my life, was there.

the video was pretty good although the soundtrack to it pretty much sucked. and i know it's not entirely a crucial part to a good video, but it does make a huge difference to me.

the most disapointing part about the night was that after the video was finished there wasn't a "touch on geoff rowley" Q&A session for me. other than that the night was pretty amazing.

totally not my video. but i'm stealing it anyways. breaking all the blogging rules.

allergen?

2009-09-13T16:16:00.000-07:00

veg food fair visit #2 - just as good if not better than #1.

vegan ice creams, mango juices, vegan lamb curry, more vegan ice creams, best kiwi knife/spoon item, no more drumsticks :(:(:(:( , deep fried item $1 , james feeding geese with feet, dying of heat stroke, peanut butter vegan cupcakes, swimming pug omg so good looking, ADD ADD my face is melting out of my face..

thatnks ragweed. love.

more about food.

2009-09-11T19:15:00.000-07:00

my stomach just can't handle all that i want to cram into it.

vegetarian food fest started this night so i had

some chocolate vegan cupcakes
vegan butter chicken + naan + chickpeas with curries + salads
minty chocolate cookies
oatmeal cookies
espresso chocolate cookies
gluten free macarooniess

i want more. i want more.
i eyed some vegan curry lamb roti in some other tent that i might have to go back for after work tomorrow. or sunday. or both.

i truly aspire to be the fattest human being that has ever lived.

PS

2009-09-07T21:06:00.000-07:00

also, dan's getting his penis tattooed on tomorrow.

possible outcome?

all are welcome.

;(

2009-09-07T21:01:00.000-07:00

dan's going away from the 25th to the 4th on some mini-tour, so i kind of want to go to ottawa at some point during that time period. only prob is nuit blanche is the 3rd, should i miss it for ottawa ?

also, i keep on wanting to call nuit blanche bleu nuit? LOL.

what to do what to do.

i want to eat everything.

2009-09-05T18:06:00.001-07:00

i REALLY want to go for the ex r ound 3 this weekend.
someone lend me $40 so i can fulfill the dreams of beavertails, deep fried chocochoco bars , cotton candy, footlong corndogs, roasted corns, funnel cakes, mini cinnamon donuts and cheesey nachos dancing in my head?

which apparently i can eat all of in one day and still feel good about life. minus the nachos.
Sneaky Dee's nachos will be my death.

i am over tonight. est. bed time, 9pm.

the ex

2009-08-31T05:30:00.000-07:00

#1 - Smokes Veg Poutines
#2 - nachos with plastic cheez
#3 - tiny baby donuts, 1 full bucket
#4 - deep fried snickers bar

all food groups covered except for footlong corndog.

my ulcer hurts ?

ow owo owowww

2009-08-30T09:57:00.000-07:00

i just pulled a muscles dancing to danzig.
who knew this was a possibility?

oh mohhtherrrr

Tell your children not to walk my wayyyyy

muthththhhhheeerrrrrrrrrr

best part of video, plz subscribe. best use of keyboard.

i have a crush on every boy

2009-08-25T21:12:00.003-07:00

oh do be mine. i cannot get enough of asshole chuck bass and gossip girl in my life.

best weekend just passed involving almost 99.9% gossip girl, and 0.1% other activities .

best kinds of saurday nights are super girly slumber parties with several beds and mystery bruises from carrying them up flights of death stairs.

hopefully tomorra i will finally know what its like to be on toronto island vs. toronto garbage island.

also, current conditions :my house is one million degrees celsius and i have to be watching tv at whisper levels since paps groulx has taken over my bedroom for the next 3 days.

dont wake daddy?

more importantly, mcdonalds has iced coffee again/ WTF? WHY DID THEY REFUSE ME MY ICED COFFEE FOR MONTHS? i am getting to the bottom of this. diah city population : groulx, wednesday august 26th, 2009.

pedro

2009-08-23T21:32:00.000-07:00

Wouldn't it be so wonderful

if everything were meaningless.

But everything is so meaningful,

and most everything turns to shit.

toronto plop city

2009-08-23T21:17:00.001-07:00

damien showed me this video a million times ago, and i just thought of it now and how much i loved it. best.

POO KIT

2009-08-19T10:01:00.000-07:00

good news in all of guelph to know.

chances are annorexia is actually an ulcer, or perhaps a miracle of pregancy? thanks doctor, i can't tell if i'm pregnant or not. babies will just fall out next time i dump.

so BEST NEWS FIRST. i get to make arts and crafts in my bathroom for the next 3 days and figure out how i'm going to store my samples without killing myself.

"hi, im kristen groulx, theres a possibility that i might have to poo today so im carrying around some older poo in my purse on some slides so i can add to the collection."

perfect.
please delete my stomach, i don't want or need it anymore.

but on to actual good news.
i spent yester having d8 with jacob russell age 16.
first bicycle d8, then mall shopping d8, then jacob buying me tea d8, then book club finding d8, then soup lunch on deck with reading books d8.
d8s with 16yrs old only plx.

next up:

lesbian bike d8 with bagina russ and briane poooole + 1 almost crash on gordon, "is that your sister up ahead because it is.", actually finding andrew s. bonter II almost where he said to meet him, near disaster rear-ending self, 3 more bike crashes in 2 minutes, park your bike, grass rash, cone shoppe, telling andrew he's an abusive father figure, knowing that i miss matt pat and andrew with entirety of heart, buying banana flavours not knowing its ice cream and paying $4.25 to not eat it, flat bicycle wheels under my girth, headbands at paisley, freezie handouts, sweet dreams and annie lennox, farting with every step and waking jacob up with complaints about everything possible.

success in guelph for once!

now i need to ready myself for all of public and make lunch d8s for bagina russ.

ALSO

2009-08-07T20:02:00.000-07:00

with my non-money this week i bought the best pair of true romance-esque sunglasses from UO. get it. urban. outfitt. ers.

lovelovelove.

WAY COOOOOL

2009-08-07T19:47:00.000-07:00

do do do do

ADD current post listing equalssss:

POUTINI d8 with dan hurst this night!

diarrhea d8 with toilet also this night?

can this be a beautiful blossoming annorexia from fear of food equalling dias? probs yes.

oatmeal, you're my only friend <33333

ugh. smarten my butt up.

oh and PS-

I GOT THE MANAGER POSITION LOL

WIN pt.2

bleh bleh bleh kristen's a prick.

2009-07-31T18:07:00.001-07:00

i finally got what i wanted but i am not happy about it yet.

i am just so anxious for bad things to happen.

anxious to the point that i just feel super nausea times.

i'm afraid of eating and i don't feel like doing anything but sleeping.

for some reason myself likes thinking that if so many things are going well then it means that something else is going to go super wrong just to balance things out.

what to do what to do

i hate bad moods. blkehhhhhh..

CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCES!

2009-07-20T21:58:00.000-07:00

nope. there's NONE.

yayyyy black hat bridage in guelph equals A+ fireworks parties , super good half hour driving to torontos at 3am and working all day following day and seeing newest HP HP HP HP HP HPPPPPPPPP

yesssss. so much wizardry for one weekend.

i'm going to balance it all out and add some indiana jones lego version into my life. tomorrow because it's 1am and i have haircuts all over me.

kristen jessica groulex..potter..baldwinnn..cage..dyrdek.. i have a crush on every boy..

OLD MAN COMA PLX

2009-07-08T17:35:00.001-07:00